Night Crumbs

September 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Ricky Martin told everyone at the Human Rights Campaign dinner on Saturday night that he and his hot husband Jwan Yosefare pregnant” with their fourth child. Never mind that Ricky and Jwan are probably building themselves a child army, I’m throwing an errrrr at the “we are pregnant” shit. I mean, I know I slept with my eyes open (it’s the only usable skilled I learned in school) through nearly ever science class I was forced to be in, but I’m pretty sure that neither of them can get pregnant. I need to see proof, and no, I’m not talking about some ultrasound scan of the fetus in one of their wombs. I’m talking about brightly-lit HD video of the cumception! – Towleroad

Um, it’s nice of Channing Tatum to be Jessie J’s show bitch, but shouldn’t he be working on a third Magic Mike and only because I need more moving images of Joe ManJello humping the air – Lainey Gossip

Ashton Kutcher totally wants to let us know that he and Mila Kunis are oh-so-happy and unbothered by the shit that Demi Moore wrote about him, but instead, they’re totally letting us know with those dead eyes that they’ve just been hypnotized by Maryann ForresterCelebitchy

Halsey has been watching one too many Euphoria makeup tutorials on YouTube – Popoholic

The Washington Post outed themselves as the only dumb tricks in the world who saw Debbie Harry as “just a pretty blonde in tight pants.” – Pajiba

And just like that, I’ve decided I’m watching Catch-22 tonight – OMG Blog

Rita Ora is giving you blood clot that is also a French business woman who just had cataract surgery – Drunken Stepfather

Wendy Williams will start a feud with Ray Lewis by calling him a STUNT QUEEN in 3..2.. – SOW

It took Rhonda a minute, but she finally realized that paying Teen Mom Amber’s bond was a shit idea – Starcasm

Stranger Things, which I thought was going to be a perfect one season show, is going to last forever – Just Jared

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