Paris appears to be my next European destination and all of the small-minded Francophobes who have seen fit to tell me to prepare myself for the alleged collective rudeness of the French have neglected to warn me of the REAL terror happening in France. My real concern is strolling up to admire the Eiffel Tower and seeing this come daintily mincing by to suck my soul down to some kinky 50s housewife morphsuit hell dimension. That’s youth rap hatress Cardi B and she should be in jail. Not for allegedly getting strip club bartenders beaten up, but for THIS look.
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Cardi was channeling a somehow even more terrifying Leigh Bowery for Fashion Week in that outfit by designer Richard Quinn. It’s nice to know that I can now show up to France in ugly American cargo shorts and flip-flops because they’ve already seen something even more unholy.