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September 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Chester, the dog who tried to play fetch with a statue…

Debby Taylor took her three springer spaniels to Buxton Country Park in the county of Derbyshire, England, and what was supposed to be a fun day of play time, turned out to be a day of disappointment for her pooch Chester. Chester just wanted to play fetch with a man he just met, only it was a little impossible because of the fact that the man is a statue. And statues can’t play fetch. Useless bitches!

Debby posted the video of Chester wondering why that man won’t play fetch with him. Does the man hate dogs?! Is the man sick, which is why he’s a weird green color? Or is the man too busy taking an angry shit that he can’t play with poor Chester?

Chester shouldn’t feel too dum dum in the brains for mistaking a statue for a real person, because the park claims on their website that other dogs have tried to play fetch with the statue of a quarryman:

The sculptures were created by Sheffield artist Lorraine Botterill with help from pupils at the local Burbage Primary school. More are planned to create a sculpture discovery trail. Our quarryman has already become a favourite with woodland users, especially dogs who drop balls and sticks to be thrown.

And I can’t laugh at Chester, because we should all be able to relate to someone who is just trying to open up to a man who is emotionally and physically unavailable. Chester is us all!

Pic: YouTube

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