Night Crumbs

Chelsea Handler went on Jada Pinkett Smith’s Red Table Talk to get into white privilege, and said that one example of her privilege is that whenever she came across a grocery store line that was too long, she’d say “fuck it,” and just walk out with her stuff without paying, knowing that they would never stop a white woman. Chelsea Handler just admitted to everyone that she was a thief! Why do I have a feeling that Chelsea’s one-time nemesis St. Angie Jolie is calling up the child army right now and telling them to get her the old supermarket security camera footage of Chelsea so she can bring that grocery store thief down! Bleheheheheeh!  – Too Fab

January Jones looks like she’s wearing something that a Project Runway contestant made in three minutes using dinner napkins and half of a Party City Prince costume – Lainey Gossip 

Princess Bea’s property tycoon fiancé was just engaged last year to the mother of his child. “ESCANDALO! Now that’s the royal messiness everybody should be paying attention to” screamed Bea’s dad Prince Andrew while trying to deflect from the Epstein situation – Celebitchy

It took her a while, but Natalie Portman has showed up to challenge those early-aughts douche bros who wore nothing but deep, deep v-necks from American Apparel – Popoholic

Spider-Man will stay with Marvel for now, whatever that means – Pajiba

Someone pass Sofia Richie a card for a good mental health professional, because it’s one thing to want to spend more than 5 minutes with Scott Disick, but it’s another to want to live with him full-time – Starcasm

Miley Cyrus’ #LukewarmGirlSummer for one continues – Drunken Stepfather

Prince Hot Ginge visited an Angola minefield 22 years after his mother Princess Diana did – Just Jared

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