On Sunday night, Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner presented at the Emmy awards, and they got the biggest laughs of the night when Kim described their family as “real people.” But did you know there was originally supposed to be three sisters standing on stage, looking awkward while the audience LOL’ed at the irony? It’s true! Kylie Jenner was also supposed to come out and help present, but she’d been laid up in the hospital, battling her greatest foe yet. No, not thin lips. The flu.
TMZ reports that Kylie has been admitted to a Los Angeles-area hospital after suffering from flu-like symptoms, including nausea and dizziness. Are we sure it’s the flu? Because I could see Kylie getting sick and dizzy after getting an email from the editor at Playboy informing her that they were thinking of releasing her nude shots unedited.
But TMZ says it’s the flu, and Kylie confirmed she’s been too sick to work. Kylie was supposed to be in Paris this Friday for the launch of her Kylie x Balmain makeup collection, but she won’t be going anymore.
Kylie took to the notes app to explain what is allegedly going on with her at the moment.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 25, 2019
Of course, the internet has theories about what is really going on here. Kylie might be sick with the flu, or this all might be an elaborate cover-up for something bigger. A quick look through her mentions shows people asking if she’s pregnant, or on drugs, or recovering from her latest secret plastic surgery adventure. The pregnancy angle could be true, as it’s no secret that Kylie reportedly wants to get pregnant again. And the possibility of any Kardashian or Jenner sneaking off to their “dermatologist” to get sucked, pulled or plumped isn’t out of the realm of anyone’s possibility. But she could also legitimately be sick. Kylie appeared with her mom on Ellen two weeks ago, and she was sniffling like a coke head.
Sources say that Kylie is still in the hospital, and that Caitlyn Jenner has been at her bedside the whole time.
I’m a little suspicious that Kylie is actually in the hospital. I know, the Kardashian-Jenners lying about something? It’s pretty unthinkable, but just humor me for a second. It’s just that Kylie hasn’t once Instagrammed from her hospital bed. And you know there would be no medicine stronger or more effective than if she were to post 13 Instagram Stories of her ass hanging out of her backless Balmain hospital gown.