Demi Moore let it all out in her memoir Inside Out, including putting ex-husband Ashton Kutcher on blast for being a manipulative cheating asshole slut. Demi even brought January Jones into it, but a name I didn’t see being dragged into the messiness is the name of Ashton Kutcher’s Three and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer. Demi claims in her book that when she was 22-ish, she snatched a 19-year-old-ish Jon Cryer’s V-card while filming 1984’s No Small Affair. I haven’t read her memoir, but I don’t think Demi tells us if Jon is working with a small affair or not. If she doesn’t, she cannot call herself a serious author.
Well, Jon Cryer wants us all to know that despite what Demi thinks or says, our boy Ducky was actually gettin’ lucky (sorry for that…) in high school. Jon fact-checked Demi on Twitter and said that he actually lost his virginity in high school.
According to E! News:
How did this become a topic of conversation, some may ask? Well, it all started when Demi Moore somberly revealed that she took the Two and a Half Men star’s virginity when they worked together on No Small Affair. In her new memoir Inside Out, she shared, “I played a young nightclub singer, and Jon Cryer played the nineteen-year-old photographer who falls in love with her, in his first movie role. Jon fell for me in real life, too, and lost his virginity to me while we were making that movie.”
While her first claim was shocking enough, Demi added another layer to the story by revealing that she felt she “stole what could have been such an important and beautiful moment from him.”
Jon went where every 54-year-old goes to defend his virginity: Twitter! In a tweet, Jon explains that Demi must have been confused by the “stunned look on his face” because it was not actually his first time doing the sex. Well…….damn it. Now a stunned-to-be-boning-Demi-Moore-Jon-Cryer-face is forever etched in my brain. Some things you can’t unsee, Jon Cryer.
But she’s right the other part, I was over the moon for her during a very troubled time in her life. I have nothing but affection for her and not a regret in the world.
— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) September 24, 2019
Meanwhile, Ashton also got on Twitter because he just had to let us know that he was about to destroy someone (probably Demi) with some grade a SNARK but decided to be the bigger person after he was filled with love from looking at his family (or his side pieces in his hotel room).
I was about to push the button on a really snarky tweet. Then I saw my son, daughter, and wife and I deleted it. ❤️
— ashton kutcher (@aplusk) September 25, 2019
The good news for Demi is that the healing can really begin since she’s been spared from Ashton’s snark, and no longer has to carry the burden of deflowering a “stunned face” Jon Cryer.