Dean McDermott Compares Vacationing With His Kids To An Orgy

September 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Dean McDermott recently came back from a 10-day vacation with his five kids and wife Tori Spelling, and he described the adventure in the way that only a class act like Dean could by calling it an orgy in your honor with your five kids.” Okay, I don’t know how many orgies Dean Mcdermott has been to but it sounds like he’s been doing them all wrong. And I have a feeling that when they got home from their vacation, Tori and Dean found another orgy at their front door in the form of a bunch of riled-up bill collectors wondering how they could go on vacation when their bills are 865 weeks past due.

Us Weekly reports:

The Due South alum, 52, confessed on the Monday, September 23, episode of his “Daddy Issues” podcast that his 10-day vacation in Maui, Hawaii, with his family was far from the relaxing experience he had hoped for. 

“Maui is amazing, but going to Maui with five kids is like going to an orgy in your honor with your five kids,” McDermott told cohosts Adam Hunter and Nicky Paris.

First of all, please direct a mental health professional to the person or persons who want to have an orgy in Dean McDermott’s honor. Like who’s saying, “This orgy shall begin in thee name of Sir Dean McDermott, whose cheating ways and endless CBD lube plugging has brought us all together in the name of group sex.”  And I’m sure Dean thought it was really hilarious to mention an “orgy” and his kids in the same sentence. Funny like the thought of actually paying taxes or child support.

Dean also went on to complain about the hardships of having to watch your kids do things like cannon balls and having fun in the pool when he could be having his honor orgy with his tattooed penis. Kids are so rude!

“You have paradise right in front of you. You’re scuba diving and paddleboarding, and they’re like, ‘Hey, Dad! Come and watch me do s–tty cannonballs in the pool.’ I’m like, ‘Ahh!’” McDermott said. “I’ve seen so many bad cannonballs. God bless them. They’re so excited about it, right? But for 21 years — my oldest is 21 — I’ve seen all this stuff.”

But Dean did find time to spend with Tori alone:

Despite the vacation drama, the Food Network star said that he and the Beverly Hills: 90210 alum were able to bond amid the craziness of their family.  

“We had one date night. We went to Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant,” McDermott shared. “We stole moments. It was nice.” 

“Moments” must be Tori and Dean talk for “cash tips left on the other tables.” Hey, they got bills to not pay!

Pic: Wenn.com

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