Night Crumbs
Shia LaBeouf told a story on the Hot Ones about the time that Tom Hardly wrestled him while he was b-hole-out naked. My nipples should get hard at the thought of Tom Hardy wrestling a naked dude, but I’m too busy wondering how Tom was able to handle Shia’s naked body without his hands slipping and sliding from all the dirty armpit jelly, grease, dick cheese, and butt butter. Okay, my nipples are hard now – Towleroad
Gigi Hadid probably dumped that Bachelorette dude, but don’t eye-burp out tears for him, because I’m sure he’ll go on to find everlasting pure love (or an STD) on the next season of Bachelor in Paradise – Lainey Gossip
Jenna Dewan and her bearded Broadway daddy made a baby that I’m sure is going to come jazz walking out of the womb – Celebitchy
It’s great that doing bootleg John Turturro drag is working for Adam Sandler’s career, but I’m mad that Uncut Gems isn’t a riveting documentary about the glory of uncircumcised dick – Pajiba
Ariel Winter kept it demure in red (served on a plate of zero sarcasm) at an Emmys after-party – Popoholic
It looks like Cynthia Bailey of The Real Housewives of Atlanta got out of the Peter Thomas game at the right moment – Reality Tea
Who knew that Keira Knightley was a fan of velvet-voiced radio nightingale Duuuuuh-liiiiiie-luh? – MSN
Mr. Wonderful’s life is not so wonderful right now, because his wife Linda O’Leary was charged in the boat crash that took two lives – Just Jared
Jennifer Garner should’ve kept this look, honestly – SOW
Don’t you just hate it when you’re taking a casual not-staged walk through the park while dressed like a discount Cher on vacation in the 70s and the paparazzi catch you? – Drunken Stepfather
I need to see a bubble butt bottom-off between Nightwing and Henry Cavill as Superman – OMG Blog
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