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September 24, 2019 / Posted by:

The twerking car dancer of Nashville!

They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway, but “they” have never seen the blinding lights when a true star gives a performance for the ages FOR FREE on top of a moving stage (read: a silver Mustang) in Nashville, Tennessee. Myscellent Cox not only has a name like Maleficent’s more charismatic stripper younger sister who uses her powers for good, she has the moves, star power, and talent of her too! And she hit the eyes of the people of Nashville with her razzle dazzle magnetism!

On Friday, the intersection of Antioch Park and Blue Hole Road (which sounds like the perfect place for a Smurf glory hole) became the setting for a scene straight out of Hustlers 2: ROAD TRIP!!!! 23-year-old Myscellent Cox decided to be the twerking saint that she is by gifting the people with a real show when she hit them with some piping hot bouncing ass moves AND the splits on top of her moving Mustang. Josh Breslow, an anchor for WKRN, tweeted the video and urged attention whores to stop this madness. Josh is right about one thing. It is dangerous. I mean, someone could’ve had a heart attack from the bolt of excitement that shot out of Myscellent when she coochie-dropped on that Mustang!

Even though Josh Breslow hated on Mustang Myscellent, she graciously gave his station an interview. She says that they were stopped at the railroad tracks for 30 minutes, waiting for the train to pass, so when they started to move, she decided to turn up in traffic and threw down her skills as her friend drove the car. She was a cheerleader, so she’s a master at balancing, and claimed that her friend was only going 20mph. Myscellent did it because she’s a rule breaker like that and loves taking chances. Although, she might be done with taking that sort of chance after learning that she could be jailed for illegal car roof twerking:

“They said it was a crime and I don’t want to go to jail for being stupid and then I got to get bonded out and I ain’t ever been to jail in my life so why do I want to do that being stupid.”

And I mentioned Broadway above, and it turns out that Myscellent has danced on Broadway before. Sure, she danced on Broadway and 1st in front of the Hard Rock Cafe in Nashville, but who cares about stupid details. Broadway IS Broadway!

So we may have seen the final car roof performance of The Magnificent Myscellent! ….unless the City of Nashville does what’s right and gives her a permanent parade permit so she can legally grace the streets with her car roof parade of spectacular eleganza! Although, they’d have to hire more staff at local hospital since the heart attack rate would definitely go up!

Pic: Twitter (Thanks to Keith for the HSOTD nom!)

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