Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Christina Applegate deserves the HSOTD title for many, many, many, many reasons including her iconic delivery of the neewwwwww Uh-lan-TAY on Married With Children, everything she did on Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead, and much more. But she’s finally getting the HSOTD title for shitting on Giuliana Rancic’s home while in Giuliana Rancic’s home, and for surviving an interview with brain-dead plastic predator monster Jenny McCarthy. And she did it all in one night. Not all heroes wear capes, some wear Little House on the Prairie prom dresses from the 80s.

Christina Applegate is television royalty because of her legendary turn as the legendary slut Kelly Bundy, so she deserves a front row seat at every single Emmys ceremony. But she was there this year because she was nominated for Lead Actress in a Comedy for Dead To Me (she lost to Phoebe Waller-Bridge). But before she lost to Fleabag, she had to battle another fleabag on the carpet. Christina went up against diabolical stick of bronzer Giuliana Rancic and easily KO’d a ho with this little exchange after Giuliana said that they should say hello to Christina’s 8-year-old daughter Sadie Grace:

Christina: Hi, Sadie Grace, are you watching right now? I don’t know if she’s watching E!…. You know?

Giuliana: We’ll hope, we’ll hope.

The truth is, I don’t think Christina meant to totally slam Giuliana’s network, because an 8-year-old should not be watching the home base of The Koven anyway. That counts as exposing them to Satan worshipping, which I’m pretty sure will get you a visit from CPS. But still, watching the fillers in Giuliana’s face melt while reacting to Christina’s diss was priceless:

And Christina also went up against another awards show soul sucker. Christina has been nominated in the Lead Actress in a Comedy category twice before (both for Samantha Who?), but Jenny McCarthy showed that she knows as much about her interview subjects as she does about science by saying that Christina got her first Lead Actress nomination. Christina must know that facts and Jenny McCarthy don’t go well together, because she didn’t even really bother to set Jenny straight:

That same dead inside look is the look that a kid makes after Jenny McCarthy’s child coughs on them and they realize they haven’t had their vaccines yet.

That wasn’t the only messiness that Jenny burped up while talking to Christina. Jenny told Christina that Kelly Bundy was her idol growing up, only Jenny was born in 1972, just a year after Christina came into this world. via Popculture

During the pair’s chat, McCarthy told Applegate that she grew up watching and idolizing her on Married with Children, even though she is only one year younger than the actress.

Honestly, Jenny McCarthy is as dumb as lukewarm shit, so it’s a miracle that she even remembered that Christina was on Married With Children. I’m surprised she didn’t say, “Oh my God, Christina, your album Bionic was one of my favorites as a toddler.”

And if the Emmys carpet was an arcade game, Christina Applegate would be #1 on the scoreboard for flawlessly beating both terrifying bosses.

Pic: Wenn.com

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