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September 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Karen the Street Performer (as played by Lori Lethin) from a very special episode of the king of very special episodes Diff’rent Strokes!

The Emmys are tonight, and whenever they come around, I try to use the HSOTD space to pay tribute to a treasure from television past who should’ve won every award imaginable for the gift they gave to our childhoods. Or in this case, how they traumatized the ever-loving shit out of us youngins.

The “very special” episodes of the 80s I remember most are Cherie from Punky Brewster almost dying in a refrigerator and Punky and company getting terrorized in a cave. But Punky Brewster honestly didn’t have shit on Diff’rent Strokes who turned the “very special” episode into a fucked-up art form thanks to episodes like the one where that child-touching Bicycle Man preys on Dudley, or that one where that crazy bitch kidnaps Sam to replace his dead son, or the one where Kimberly and Arnold hitchhike and the creep who picks them up tries to rape Kimberly. Diff’rent Strokes was truly a horror show, but the episode that stuck in my brain the most was the one where Arnold and Sam befriend a street performer named Karen.

Seeing as though Diff’rent Strokes was really into pedos and predators, you’d think that Karen was just pretending to be a street performer to lure Arnold and Sam into her cult which also doubles as a child trafficking ring. But Karen is actually a normal grown-up (a FIRST for Diff’rent Strokes), and after one performance in the park, she has a seizure in front of Arnold and Sam. This was the first time I had ever known that seizures existed and it was possible for us humans to have them, so it freaked my young brain out. It freaked Arnold and Sam out too, only those seizurephobic little asshole idiots thought it was creepy and stopped being Karen’s friend.

After Arnold and Sam told their dad what happened and how they thought Karen’s seizure was creepy, Mr. Drummond went to talk to her and she let him know how having epilepsy has fucked with her life, cost her jobs, and she’s always had to deal with people who don’t understand. And when Arnold and Sam prove their Satan’s spawn by making jokes about Karen’s seizures, the flawless Pearl let those brats from Hell know that she has epilepsy too. Pearl also told them about organizations that can help Karen, so those little assholes went back to the park and apologized to Karen, telling her that they’ll help her find a new job. And they all strolled into the Happy Ending sunset!

Or did they?

Honestly, Karen is way too damn nice. You know that those brats never helped her find a job and never talked to her again. I mean, was she ever in another episode? Exactly. And she let that dumbass Sam judge her for seizures with that haircut on his head? Karen’s next job should’ve been sainthood for dealing with those shitheads.

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