One of the things I know about Jose Canseco (besides that he’s an HGH-pumped mess) is that back in his 2008 autobiography Vindicated, he claimed Madonna had allegedly courted him as a sperm donor in the 90s. According to Jose, she basically cornered him like, “Listen, I want you to get me pregnant.” According to a new story from Dennis Rodman, that was Madonna’s go-to move in the 90s when she had both baby fever and a professional athlete’s phone number. Although Dennis adds a new layer to his experience, which is that Madonna was willing to trade millions of her money for millions of his sperm.
Jose Canseco claimed that Madonna wanted to have his baby after she had given birth to her daughter Lourdes in 1996 (Lourdes’ dad is Carlos Leon). Dennis’ near-daddy moment with Madonna allegedly happened a couple years earlier, in 1993, when they were a couple. Page Six says that during an appearance on The Breakfast Club yesterday, Dennis claimed that Madonna initiated a possible baby-making by calling him up and announcing she was ovulating. To which Dennis responded by trolling her.
“She said, ‘Dennis, you know that I’m ovulating.’ I said, ‘What is that?’ I was trying to fuck with her, you know?”
Eventually Dennis knocked it off, and Madonna sent a private jet to pick him up in Las Vegas, and bring him back to her home in New York City. Dennis says he told the casino to hold his table, because he’d be right back. After a five hour flight, Dennis arrived at Madonna’s place. He says that before anything happened, she told him that if she got pregnant from him, she’d pay him $20 million.
Dennis and Madonna did it, and when they were done, he immediately flew back to Las Vegas to keep gambling. Because apparently playing a $20 million game of russian poon-lette with an ovulating Madonna wasn’t thrilling enough for him. Of course, Madonna didn’t get pregnant with Dennis Rodman’s baby, and Dennis never got that $20 million. Madonna went on to have two kids and adopt four, while Dennis had three kids of his own.
To make this situation even crazier (it’s Dennis Rodman, it has to), he implied that Madonna made a similar deal with Carlos Leon when she got pregnant with Lourdes. Dennis can’t back that up with any facts, though. And Page Six reached out to Madonna’s people for a comment on the matter (they declined). But I think whatever possible transaction happened, Madonna gambled and won. Because she never had to cringe while realizing that none of her money was being blown on cheap Wet Seal camisole dresses, and she never had to explain to a child: “I’m sorry Worm Jr., but your daddy won’t be here for Christmas. He’s spending it with Kim Jong-un instead.”
You can watch him explain it at the 11:45 mark below: