Brad Pitt Talked About Getting All “Boy From The Ozarks” On Harvey Weinstein 

September 19, 2019 / Posted by:

When the stories about the gross shit that Harvey Weinstein allegedly pulled were made public, there was one that could’ve ended with Brad Pitt going to trial for murdering the throbbing hemorrhoid clinging to Hollywood’s ass tunnel. Gwyneth Paltrow told the tale of how when she was 22 (this was pre-Emma), Harvey pulled a creepy move on her and tried to get her to go into his hotel suite’s bedroom for massage time. Gwyneth refused and ran out of there quicker than she runs out of a restaurant that doesn’t have three Michelin stars. She told her then boyfriend, Brad Pitt, who got so mad that he got in Harvey’s face and didn’t care about getting the blood of a creep on his sparkling Sally Hershberger-created highlights. CNN’s Christiane Amanpour asked a current day Brad about this, and he said he was just doing what good ole’ boys from the Ozarks do.

Gwyneth, who reportedly played a pivotal role in bringing down The Kingdom of Pervey Wankstein (which sounds like the name of the worst children’s book ever), told Howard Stern last year that Brad confronted Harvey at a film premiere and threatened to kill Harvey if the calcified nutsack wart ever made her feel uncomfortable again. Gwyneth continued to work with Harvey, but apparently he never tried it with her again. While pushing Ad Astra during an interview with CNN, Christiane Amanpour asked Brad why he decided to go up against one of the most powerful overlords of Hollywood at the time.

“At that moment, I was just a boy from the Ozarks on the playground.. and that’s.. and that’s how we confronted with things.”
“I just wanted to make sure nothing was going to happen further, because she (Paltrow) was going to do two films. I think the interesting thing is that we, Hollywood specifically, but the workplace, men and women’s dynamics is being recalibrated, recalibrated in a very good way that is long overdue. And I do think that’s an important story to tell.”
At first I was like, “Bitch, you’re from Springfield!”, but Springfield, Missouri is The Queen City of the Ozarks. Now, I’ve seen a little bit of the Ozarks tourism commercial called Ozark on Netflix, and from what I’ve seen, it looks like when you mess with people there, they push you out a window or gouge your eyes out. So luckily for Harv, it seems like Brad Pitt only laid a level 1 Ozarks on him.
Meanwhile, you’re probably holding a handkerchief, because you need something to heave into while reading about Harvey Weinstein. Well, you’re going to need that handkerchief to dab the tears trickling down your face while hearing about Harvey’s woes. One of Harvey’s attorneys, Donna Rotunno, told Gayle King on CBS News that no matter what the verdict is in his criminal trial, he’s done. via The Hill 
“Even if he wins, Gayle,” Rotunno said. “His whole life has been ruined, toppled, damaged. And whether it’s by his own doing or others’, that’s the fact. And the fact is that no matter what we do, and we can walk out of that courtroom with a not guilty and walk him out onto those courtroom steps, and he never gets to be Harvey Weinstein ever again.”
I would think that not getting to be Harvey Weinstein would be a gift. Well, unless you’re the kind of creep who gets off on using your power to assault women, then yeah, I guess that would suck not being Harvey Weinstein anymore. But if Harvey does get acquitted, he really should leave Hollywood and New York City, and go somewhere quiet and far away from the spotlights. Like the Ozarks!
Here’s Brad Pitt and others, including Steven Tyler dropping some crazy auntie sexiness on us, at the Ad Astra premiere in Los Angeles last night.


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