Mister Rogers is becoming more and more popular lately, as we as a society are becoming increasingly desperate for a wholesome reminder that everything is not the worst. A reminder that we were once lucky enough to live in a world where at least one person loved us just the way we are. Even with our Resting Bitch Face and our tendency to ruin any and everything. Well, the ruining continue, because our sweet and kind (and deceased!) neighbor/friend Mister Rogers is being turned into a sexy halloween costume for 2019. This is crazy because the real Mister Rogers was sexy on his own! He doesn’t need this. But this comes to us from Yandy, who are also responsible for the Sexy Handsmaid’s Tale costume of 2018.
According to The New York Post
Could it be the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Or is it sexy retailer Yandy’s 2019 line of Halloween costumes?
Either way, we’re all going to hell.
This year’s tantalizing cultural interpretations include a sexy version of the otherwise extremely wholesome and nice Mr. Rogers.
The “Nicest Neighbor” costume— which costs $59.99 — comes with a red V-neck knit sweater, a detached collar and tie, and high-waisted gray booty shorts. To complete the look, there’s also a vinyl wig and creepy puppets as part of the “Be My Neighbor” costume kit for an additional $12.95.
Here’s more shots of this mess:
— New York Post (@nypost) September 18, 2019
I’m honestly conflicted about this, because who hasn’t wanted to see what’s underneath that sweater… the sweater that Mister Rogers’ mother knitted for him…… that he wore because he wanted his mother to know that he loved her. Okay, this is wrong. It’s also wrong because that’s not even a good sexy Mister Rogers costume. It looks more like a bootleg sexy T.G.I. Friday’s server costume. Besides, we all know that Mr. McFeeley was the one bringing all the sexual energy to that show.
Misters Rogers isn’t the only wholesome PBS gem of a person being dragged into the sexy Halloween game. You can also buy a sexy Bob Ross costume.
Khloe Kardashian would partake in this foolishness.
I am just concerned about who Yandy will pick next year? Cokie Roberts? A ho’d up Arthur Aardvark? Actually that last one probably exists already…