If it’s true that Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan hired a PR firm to help rehabilitate their image as demanding, shamelessly affluent royal nightmares who refuse to let commoners fly with them or say hi to their dogs, then I’d say they’re getting their money’s worth. Unless this wasn’t the work of a PR expert, and Harry just had a hankering for a decent Yorkshire pudding. Whatever the motivation, Harry and Meghan showed their haters that they’re not stuffy, spoiled royals by taking in a Sunday meal at their local pub.
TMZ posted pictures of Harry, Meghan, and Archie at The Rose & Crown in Windsor, England a few Sundays ago. Here are the pictures, which are about as clear as a Bigfoot sighting.
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Take Archie Out to a Pub https://t.co/xH0gXzOj48
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 18, 2019
TMZ posted this pic saying it's Harry and Meghan carrying Baby Archie to a local Pub? What do y'all think? True or no? pic.twitter.com/NeUuoAcqUz
— SocialCivilRightsFan2 (@SocialIssuesFan) September 18, 2019
The Rose & Crown is located about 5 miles from their home at Frogmore Cottage. Sources say that both Harry and Meghan had a traditional Sunday roast dinner, and that Harry washed his down with a couple of pints of beer (Meghan had water). Sources say that Harry and Meghan were treated pretty much the same as everyone else in the pub, with some pub customers not really even noticing who they were eating with. Archie stayed quiet the whole time, maybe because he was icing his parents out for stuffing their faces with delicious taters and beef in front of him, while he was stuck with boring milk.
Some of you may not be thrilled to your inner core after looking at those pictures of Harry and Meghan being regular. It’s a much bigger deal for any tinfoil crown wearers out there. Last month, it was reported by The Sun that Harry, Meghan, and Archie had treated themselves to a couple of £15 dinners at the pub, and that they were accompanied by two police officers. A spokesperson for The Rose & Crown quickly denied such a thing happened, telling Harper’s Bazaar that any reports of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex eating out were “incorrect.” Now we’re finding out that it looks like they did have a pub dinner with Archie. The Sun reported on Harry and Meghan’s alleged pub visit on August 27th, which would mean they were at the pub on August 25th. That’s a week after they caught shit for taking multiple private jet flights for two back-to-back vacations. Harry and Meghan’s pub visit also happened three days after Prince William and Duchess Kate were seen getting off a budget flight to Scotland with their kids.
I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence William and Kate were spotted on a commercial flight, and that three days later Harry and Meghan were secretly photographed chowing down with the locals. And I’m sure William and Kate aren’t cursing out whoever leaked those pub pictures for not leaking them sooner. Now it’s going to look way too suspicious when William and Kate are “caught” digging 2-for-1 Quarter Pounder coupons out of their pockets at their local McDonald’s.