Being the highly esteemed film critics that we are, Allison and I start this episode by reviewing Hustlers down to whether or not it had enough soft dick in it. From there, we talk about Felicity Huffman getting a tear drop tattoo while spending 14 days in jail, and Shane Gillis getting the Guinness World Record for going from “new dude on SNL” to “dude who got fired from SNL” in about three seconds.
We also quickly get into the weird union of Zooey Deschanel and a Property Brother, the Whitney Houston hologram hitting the road, women getting their Resting Bitch Face fixed, the horny Hiddlestoner who allegedly had an orgasm during his play, and Ari Linedyke Jr. squirting titty leche onto his eyeball to cure pink eye.
And being the highly-esteemed TV critics that we are, Allison and I end by spending 15 hours predicting the winners of the Emmys. 15 hours is a long time, but the Emmys ceremony is going to be three times longer than that, at least.
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