Page Six says that Tom Hiddleston got more than applause during a showing of the Broadway play Betrayal which he is currently starring in. In fact one woman was just so moved by the performance or by Tom’s presence in general that she just couldn’t control herself and just had to slap her coochie right there in the theatre with everyone around her. Girl, you are a freak and that’s also illegal–just saying.
So Betrayal is a play all about cheating. It’s the chronologically backwards tale of a seven-year affair between Jerry, played by Charlie Cox and Emma, played by Zawe Ashton. Tom is the man getting cheated on, Robert. So clearly this is a sexy plotline, too sexy for one horny ho, it seems.
A commenter on the message board, All That Chat, which is an online theatre community, let us know a story about one other attendee at the performance they went to. They described her as a well-dressed “young woman in her thirties.” This woman was horny and she acted on it hard. Since Tom was up on stage and she couldn’t get up on him herself, she just did the next best thing and humped her seat to orgasm. Wouldn’t you? No? Good. The commenter wrote:
“My companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional low moans and giggles… [It] got faster and faster until there was one slightly louder ‘Ha’, and she resumed her normal seat position, put her head back and closed her eyes.”
At one point in the play when Tom’s character walks downstage and then passionately kisses Zawe Ashton, this brazen horny-ass woman decided to hit that switch again, resuming her seat humping and “furiously pounding her armrest” before another “Ha” moment washed over her. And this woman is really showing she has the libido of a frat boy because after her second orgasm she passed the fuck out.
When the show was over, Masturbating Mildred “enthusiastically applauded” because obviously she had a great time at the show. So did the commenter who said:
“The show was really wonderful and the cast first-rate. But you might want to avoid seat B-3.”
After the show, Fapping Franny “quickly exited,” probably because she didn’t want to wait around for when someone noticed what kind of state her chair was in. That cushion was probably wreckedt. Dry cleaning needs to show up to seat B-3 immediately.
If this story is true, then she’s a mess. She needs to leave the seats alone, and fuck herself at home like the rest of us afterward! …Also, the play didn’t really get that rave a review so like… I think this stage 10 Hiddlestoner is just horny for Tom. Keep it in your panties, girl!