Courtney Love Denies Reports That Prince Andrew Once Paid Her An Early Morning Visit

September 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Things are looking grim for Prince Andrew. This whole Jeffrey Epstein scandal refuses to blow over, no matter how many times he begs mummy to evoke her monarchical powers to have every last journalist and blogger who dare utters his name thrown into the Tower of London. But Andrew isn’t a complete pariah just yet. Even though he was uninvited from the opening of a new train station in Northern Ireland last week, he was allowed to get his balls close to a hole at Royal Portrush Golf Club during his state visit. And in even better news for Andrew, according to The Sun, he narrowly escaped an excruciatingly painful and embarrassing end when, by the grace of God, Courtney Love refused him access to her hole.

The Sun reports that one day, Andrew came sniffing around Courtney’s house at around 1:00 AM, wooking po nub in all the wrong places. The Sun claims Courtney said she greeted him at the door in “fluffy slippers and a dressing gown”, and from there on, it was just static as my bullshit detector became overloaded and shorted out. There is no way Courtney Love knows what a dressing gown is, much less can remember an event that took place longer than 20 minutes ago.

She told a pal: “I was in bed when the doorbell rang at 1am, so put on my fluffy slippers and a dressing gown, and the Queen’s second son was standing there with a protection officer, totally unannounced.

“He said he had got my address from a mutual friend and was looking to have a fun night in Hollywood, and apparently I could show him a good time.

“He seemed to be looking for sex and was quite flirtatious.

“I offered to make him a cup of tea, and thought it would be amusing to serve him it out of a vintage china cup with the Queen’s face on it. We found it funny.

“We sat down on the sofa, by the fire, and that is when he got quite flirtatious.

“He asked me what I did all day, which I found quite offensive, so I quipped back, ‘And what do you do all day, Prince?’ He seemed amused.

As wonky as this narrative sounds, it’s true that Andrew came to her house for tea. While the words attributed to Courtney are as convincing as her proclaimed innocence in that kidnapping for hire story involving Sam Lufti, there is photographic proof of their meeting. Andrew seriously needs to stop posing for pictures.

Did Courtney just sorry to this man Prince Andrew? I live. But let’s not forget that Kirstie Alley once claimed to have met Prince Charles at Courtney’s house as well. So we know The Palace had Courtney’s crack den in its Rolodex back then. Alleged sexual advances aside, getting photographed kicking it with Courtney during her peak drug years, is a whack look. So whack in fact, that Andrew’s only recourse was to go back to church with mummy. It works every time! The Sun reports:

SMIRKING Prince Andrew has been snapped leaving church with the Queen as the Jeffrey Epstein scandal continues to swirl around him.

The Duke of York seemed upbeat and relaxed next to his mother as they made their way to a church service near Balmoral.

… the pair put on a show of unity today as they traveled in the same car ahead of the rest of the family, who have been staying at the Queen’s summer residence.

Wait a minute, how can we be sure that’s actually The Queen he’s sitting next to and not a vintage china cup with The Queen’s face painted on it? Everything about this story is highly suspect!


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