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September 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Mr. Bruce (as played by Manhattan the Chihuahua) from Hustlers!

My friend texted me on Friday after seeing Hustlers, saying that Hustler’s is this century’s Showgirls. I looked at the text, and then clicked on the “info” button under my friend’s name and scrolled down to “Block this caller” and pounded it like I was a power top on molly. Because comparing anything to Showgirls is against my religion and the most offensive thing you can say to me next to, “Did you really need to order that extra plate of onion rings?” But despite that blasphemous text, I went to see Hustlers last night, and loved every second of it, because you can’t go wrong with a scamming mob of Frederick’s of Hollywood-slathered strippers. Although, I can’t say that JLo deserves an Oscar nomination, because she didn’t fully embrace the real-life scheming mastermind stripper her character is based on by decorating her above eye area with an exquisite brown Wet ‘N Wild brow valance, and plump her lips to the size of Monsanto-fed cashews. Besides, if anyone from Hustlers deserves an Oscar nom, it’s Mr. Bruce!

During Hustlers (SPOILER-ISH ALERT), JLo’s character decides to bring new recruits into her scamming stripper ring, and one of those recruits is Angel (played by Stormi Maya) who doesn’t go anywhere without her Chihuahua named Mr. Bruce. Mr. Bruce is played by Chihuahua actress Manhattan. Yes, actress. Manhattan is a girl chihuahua playing a boy chihuahua in Hustlers. I’m not sure if that’s problematic or pushes her Oscar chances further.

Manhattan’s screen time as Mr. Bruce is as tiny as her, but she makes up for it by chewing up every scene she’s in and giving it her all. Mr. Bruce IS the Olivia from Widows of 2019! Hustlers put together a little compilation of Mr. Bruce’s scenes, so you can get into Manhattan bringing the raw emotion as a pivotal character, and she does it without saying a word. Take in Mr. Bruce looking at JLo like, “Bitch, what are YOU doing at the mall? Oh yeah, conjuring up ILLEGAL schemes“, when she asks him what he’s doing at the mall, and feel him hold back as he resists the urge to bite on Constance Wu’s busted bangs after mistaking them for a guinea pig in peril. THIS is acting!

Nancy Novograd, the dog handler on Hustlers, did an interview about Manhattan’s work with GQ, and said that Manhattan did all the Mr. Bruce scenes herself even though they had a standby Chihuahua just in case she got uncomfortable or tired. She’s a true pro! Manhattan’s human Ada Nieves also said that she’s done many projects and can next be seen with Gina Rodriguez in Someone Great, which Manhattan better get top billing for.

And this doesn’t happen in the movie (another SPOILER-ISH ALERT), but it’s obvious that Mr. Bruce narc’d on his human and her fellow scammers, bringing the entire ring down. You can see it in Manhattan-as-Mr. Bruce’s eyes that he’s disgusted by the illegal schemes being pulled and just can’t live with it anymore. Either that or Manhattan was still traumatized from Constance Wu’s diva bunny Lida Rose bitching her out at the animal craft service table.

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