Night Crumbs

September 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez showed up to a screening of Hustlers dressed like the chaperone at the denim-on-denim prom that Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake looked like they were dressed for back in the day. Basically, it’s “bought all the old stock from the 80s at the Miller’s Outpost going out of business sale” glamour – Lainey Gossip¬†

Why do I have a feeling that the #1 cause of death for French Bulldogs in America is heart attack due to Reese Witherspoon running up on them and shrieking? – Celebitchy

If you’re wondering why your genitals have been singing the Happy Days theme song, it’s because Potsie is on the market again – SOW

Sofia Richie is giving me Mob Wives party extra РDrunken Stepfather

My new favorite Olympic sport is pussies going through box gaps – OMG Blog

Okay, but what in duct tape HELL is on the crotch-al area of Jessica Biel’s catsuit? – Popoholic

Everyone calm down, this can’t be Goopy Paltrow, because I do not see a jade egg poking out – Just Jared

Sam Smith has changed their pronouns to they/them/ – Towleroad

My money’s on ANGIE JOLIE, but I was also reminded that Brad Pitt once dated that goddess that is E.G. Daily! – Jezebel

Pic: Backgrid

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