Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 13, 2019 / Posted by:

In a major plot twist, the furry thief I’m paying tribute to today isn’t a bear…. unless it’s a miniature bear whose buck-teeth are from sucking its bear thumb as a child and who also got a very busted eye job. But this is Chunk the Groundhog, a shameless garden thief who is unwittingly the star of his own YouTube channel with hundreds of thousands of subscribers (okay, he currently has 938 but that must be a technical error).

A garden somewhere has become a delicious playground for Chunk who was regularly stealing and eating vegetables growing there. So I guess the humans who own the garden set up a camera to catch the thieving trick. They caught the trick alright, and Chunk is so deficient of shame and fucks to give that he munches on his stolen booty right in front of the camera. This is like some home wrecking hussy slut skeezer Skype-ing you as they suck your man’s dick! It’s some, “I got your man and what are you going to do about it?” shit. Well played, Chunk!

And here’s another video of wanted criminal Chunk eating a stolen tomato. He gives them a front face shot (he’s braver than me) before giving them a different angle of him eating their shit:

Chunk hasn’t been caught and is still stealing and eating their goodies. So I have a feeling that he’s going to get even more bold and soon we’ll see video of him holding up a sign that reads, “Use that YouTube ad money to plant some strawberries, you eat cheap asses!”

Pic: YouTube

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