Night Crumbs

September 11, 2019 / Posted by:

As the scent of a Malibu shaman-blessed $300 Diptyque sage candle fills your nostrils, Jennifer Aniston talked about the Goddess Circle where her rich lady friends gather around and pass a beechwood talking stick decorated with feathers and charms. The earth’s core is definitely shifting today over Goopy Paltrow rolling her eyes over some spiritually pretentious shit that even she wouldn’t partake in. I mean, beechwood?! How provincial – Celebitchy

Dear RiRi, I’m sorry, but only Hollywood from Mannequin can pull off those sunglasses – Lainey Gossip¬†

I’d like to think that Vanessa Hudgens was just on her way to the grocery store before she dropped in on this event – Drunken Stepfather

Something tells me that Kate Upton is stoned and that something is her laughing at her own hair. Silly hair! – Popoholic

Cameron Mathison, forever Ryan Lavery from All My Children to me, has kidney cancer – SOW

Don’t you just hate it when your own job calls you a “fag” on their Twitter page? – Towleroad

Michael Phelps and his wife are parents to another baby boy, and when it came to the name, I see they stuck with the “bro-ey sidekick in an 80s sitcom” theme ¬† – Just Jared


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