Joaquin Phoenix Calls Rooney Mara His “Filthy Dragon”

September 11, 2019 / Posted by:

We all have pet names. I call my cat tons of things apart from his actual name. Yes it’s sad that I said, “my cat” instead of “my boyfriend” but that’s where things are right now. So it’s not weird that Joaquin Phoenix has a pet name for his maybe fiancee Rooney Mara, but since they’re so ~edgy~ and ~different~, it’s not something like honey or baby. It’s apparently “filthy dragon.”

The Cut says that Joaquin Phoenix must have a Dungeons & Dragons fetish? Or Maybe Game Of Thrones? Daenerys Targaryen is shook. Joker has continued to get jacked off by critics, and at the Toronto International Film Festival Gala on Monday night, Joaquin won the People’s Choice Award. During his speech, the filthy hobo let us know what kind of kinky shit he and Rooney get into: 

“One last thing, somewhere here, I don’t know where, is a filthy dragon, and I want to rip its wings off and fasten a blanket and sleep with it forever. I love you. Thank you.”

Can’t wait to see the wedding. What’s that going to be like? Is she going to come in with prosthetic wings and he’ll  rip them off in some kind of performance piece? And then a wizard will pronounce them husband and wife? And he’ll strap a blanket to her back and she’ll give him a piggy draggony back ride out of the venue? No, I think Joaquin’s little speech just means that he does a wild kind of acid.


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