To fulfill her Koven kontract, 22-year-old Kylie Jenner is finally flaunting her God-given (the Kardashians call their plastic surgeons “God“) parts in the pages of Playboy. But Kylie isn’t alone. No, Pimp Mama Kris didn’t put together an all-sister naked shoot. She’s saving that move for when Keeping Up with the Kardashians really hits the shit can in the ratings. Kylie is posing with her boyfriend and father of her child Travis Scott, who also art directed the shoot.
This really should come as no surprise since nudity is the family brand over at the Koven. If they were a family from Game of Thrones their motto would be “No Nipple Left Behind Or Ass Cheek Left Unsheathed“.
People reports that in preparation for the release of Kylie’s full spread, she posted a pic to her Instagram, showing off her bare assets while Travis holds her close to shield her front from the world, probably because they’re both in agreement that nobody is getting any free peeks at this peep show.
And here’s another shot, which looks like it was ripped straight out of a Real Doll catalog.
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Kylie and Travis will be in Playboy’s Pleasure issue, which is fitting since I’m sure it was a pleasure for Pimp Mama Kris to cash another check from them:
According to Playboy, Jenner and Scott are featured in the magazine’s Pleasure Issue. The beauty entrepreneur stars on the cover, which is shot by her longtime personal photographer Sasha Samsanova and creative directed by Scott himself.
I don’t think this is a good idea. I just don’t think Kylie’s sister Kim Kardashian needs this kind of distraction. She’s already on a quest to become the lawyer who will save humanity, and if she finds out Kylie’s spread breaks the internet she’s going to put those books down and announce an update to her 2007 Playboy spread as soon as possible. And when she does you know PMK will be right there coaching her through it just like she did the first time.