The Pussy Saviors of Belgium!
After I paid homage to the Pussy Savior of Russia yesterday, I got thousands upon thousands of cries (okay, maybe one drunken note from me who e-mailed myself after seeing this video last night) about leaving out the Pussy Saviors of Belgium who rescued a dumb ginger kitten from impending death! Who cares if all these kitten-saving missions could be staged propaganda from catmanity to prove that humans are whooped by cats and will stop at nothing to save a defenseless kitten. Kitten-saving videos are my Xanax.
A motorcyclist shared a helmet video of him riding along a road in Mons, Belgium before noticing an adorable ball of stupid furriness just chilling out in the middle of the street like nothing. The motorcyclist pulled over, jumped off his bike, and while running to save the ginger puss, joined up with another dude who also pulled over to keep the kitten from taking a trip to heaven via a car’s tire. Although, I don’t think the kitten realized that two heroes were saving their life, because pussy is throwing looks like, “Bitch, can’t you see I was relaxing here?! What the fuck!”
The video ends with a cliffhanger and we have no idea what happened to the kitten. But the dude claims the puss is fine now.
“I saved a little cat in the middle of the road in Mons, Belgium. A man helped me. The cat was very afraid. But now, it is good.”
Thousands of screens probably have wet spots on them from people throwing their genitals at that shit over seeing these two kitten-saving heroes. But I bet that kitten isn’t amused. It’s a good thing dude was wearing a helmet, because he probably would’ve gotten scratched out by that kitten for disturbing their loungin’ time.