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September 9, 2019 / Posted by:

The Pussy Savior of Russia!

We all already know that this world is a giant hemorrhoid pusladen caca bubble, but amidst all of the shit and grossness are tiny sparkles of sweetness here and there. And this tiny sparkle of sweetness comes from Russia, where a hero busted out a non-illegal, G-rated, and cute-ified version of his president’s American boo’s favorite catchphrase: Grab ’em by the pussy!

Since Russia is the land of dashboard cams, a dashboard cam captured the awww-inducing moment on September 5 in Sargatskoye. While stopped at a pedestrian walkway, a dude noticed a dumbass kitten wandering in the middle of the road. The dumbass kitten then pulled yet another dumbass move by crawling in front of a car’s wheel. The man knew he had to act fast or there’d be a tragic puddle of furry sadness on the street. So at first he honked, hoping that the car in front of him wouldn’t move and become a kitten-killing machine. Then he jumped out of the car, and just as the other vehicle was driving off, he pounded the window with one hand and scooped up the dumbass kitten with the other. As the dumbass kitten had no idea it was in danger of getting splattered all over the pavement, the man carried it to safety and put it on the sidewalk before getting back in his car.

And I have a feeling that this Captain Save-A-Kitty is about to encounter many, many more pussies. Because it’s going to rain pussy on him thanks to this pussy-saving move.

Yes, he did a good deed, but did he need to put the kitten so close to the street?! Couldn’t he have taken it to that building over there? That dumbass kitten is going to wander into the street again, or get ran over by a bike! No, no no, one of those men in black took pity upon the abandoned kitty and gave it to their socialite mother who is slathering the puss with luxury and whatever the Russian equivalent of Fancy Feast is. That’s what I’m telling myself anyway.

Pic: YouTube

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