50 Cent Claimed Chris Brown Was Better Than Michael Jackson, And Then Paris Jackson Tried To Check Him
I’m not sure why people still don’t understand that 50 Cent is THEE Grand Master of Trolling. Whenever he gets involved with something, he makes sure there’s nothing but scorched Earth and tears left in his wake, because he ethers everything in his path like a Super Saiyan combo of Dorothy and Sophia from Golden Girls. And 50’s got smoke for anyone who gets in his way, regardless of their legacy. Need proof? Go ask Paris Jackson. Because 50 dragged her dad after she said something about him claiming that Chris Brown is a better performer than Michael Jackson.
You see, the problem with this day and age is that, like 50, people do shit specifically to piss everyone off. Outside of his rapping and acting career, 50 has made a name for himself as the Nelson Muntz of rap beefs by staying ready to keep the war going with a smirk and snide comment. Vibe reports that in an unusual act of praise, 50 took to social media to proclaim human ticking time bomb Chris Brown as an excellent entertainer. As a matter of fact, according to 50, the history books need to be thrown into a pile, pissed on and set ablaze because Chris does stunts that Michael never could. And 50 tried to prove it in a recent Instagram post.
While Chris does back flips like he’s trying to escape his legal troubles by joining the nearest circus, 50 pissed people off with the caption, just as 50 intended.
Perhaps this would have worked better if 50 sent the video in a direct DM to Chris where the two of them could giggle among themselves. However, once Michael’s daughter Paris caught wind she decided it was time to address the disrespect by commenting on his post.
“superbowl 1993. true legends don’t need to exert outrageous amounts of energy just to grasp your attention. stillness, my friend. stillness. more power in stillness than you can probably understand.”
Now, if 50 was the average 44-year-old, he would have logged out and ended his social media time for the day. But 50 loves a fight. And he can never let anyone else have the last word. So in his response to Paris, he alluded to HBO’s Leaving Neverland.
His finishing move was enough to make Paris go away, but not before she sent a Hadouken of middle fingers to let 50 know she was pissed. Not that it mattered because rounds one, two, and a million went to 50. And hopefully Paris went back home to regroup with her brothers to find a way to make 50 pay. I’ve got three words for y’all: Vivica Anjanetta Fox. Because everyone knows as soon as Aunt Viv comes around, 50 shuts up faster than the libidos at a monastery.