Night Crumbs

September 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Camila Cabello tells Elle that she doesn’t care if you think her relationship with Shawn Mendes is as overproduced as her music and faker than Fifth Harmony’s bulldozer fixing skills. They’re falling “for each other like nobody is watching.” Never mind that their PR team needs to stop pulling quotes to use from Tumblr posts by 12-year-olds name Becca, when nobody is watching, they’re probably furiously checking their phones to see if their song is still #1 or do they need to mouth kiss on the pap stroll again – Lainey Gossip 

I see that Ariana Grande threatened to cut Frankie Grande’s allowance… – HuffPo

Okay, but Violet Chachki is face twinsies with her Starbucks cup – OMG Blog

Oh please, Kelly Ripa doesn’t want her daughter to come home from college because she doesn’t want the poor kid walking in on her penis bellybutton swaying to and fro as Mark Consuelo humps her from behind – Celebitchy

Not pictured: the people who are annoyed that Kate Upton won’t hurry it up so they can get down the stairs already – Popoholic

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Josie Canseco’s nipple knobs look like when her hands are over her head, here you go, weirdo – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Hallmark must be trying to put Vagisil out of business, because this news is going to bring on a million panty pudding tsunamis – SOW

Finally some good news: there’s gay dads in Netflix’s The Dark Crystal Towleroad

Pic: Yvan Fabing/Elle

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