Wyoming, I’m so sorry.
In a recent interview with Vogue Arabia (via People), Kim Kardashian sat down with iconic world class journalist Kanye West (yes, her husband interviewed her for the article) to discuss exactly what’s going to happen after nobody wants to keep up with her ass anymore. Kim is preparing to take a lighter version of the bar exam called the “baby bar“ (which actually sounds like where her kids go to drown their sorrows after too much mommy/daddy time) and admitted that the dreams she has are very valid. But a quick glimpse into her immediate future plans paints an interesting picture of a woman we’ll all look at one day and ask, “Who the hell is that?”
Kim said this:
“In my mind I’m already living in those 10 years,” the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Kanye, 42. “I see us living on a ranch in Wyoming, occasionally going to Palm Springs and our home in Los Angeles — and becoming a lawyer.”
I guess Kim will also change her name to Sheila E. because this sounds like some Glamorous Life shit to me. Solving cases, jetting off to ritzy destinations? She’ll be the Ally McBeal for a brand new generation! But not so fast. Kim doesn’t want you to think that she’s merely just a lawyer for show. She realizes it will take hard work and dedication to make all of her jet setting, prison reforming dreams come true. She even skipped Labor Day barbecues to stay home and study. And she also clapped back at people thinking she’s wasting her time having actual goals.
“One person actually said I should ‘stay in my lane.’ I want people to understand that there is nothing that should limit your pursuit of your dreams, and the accomplishment of new goals. You can create your own lanes, just as I am.”
“The state bar doesn’t care who you are,” she added. “Everyone can take this route if you live in a state where this is allowed.”
I’m honestly still waiting for her to shout “April Fool’s” after realizing she let this joke go five months longer than she was supposed to. However, best believe everyone will be watching and waiting for her bar exam in 2022 when Kim will finally become the lawyer we need to save the world! And she better keep her law degree handy just in case Kanye is inspired to run for president afterward. They’re going to need all the legal help they can get.