Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Starting over the weekend, my inbox has been filled with more cholas than Morrissey night at the club. Only my inbox has been filled with the same carefully-crafted cholita diamond who caused the entire internet to trickle out a Sharpie tear over being exposed to her “fuck effort Elvira impersonator with a bootleg Ursula the Sea witch filter” hotness.

Now, again, we here at Dlisted do not condone criminal activity such as getting caught with the bad shit or identity-thieving your own fresh and blood to avoid arrest, but if you’re going to do all of that, make sure you look like you just face-hugged Divine hard before she went off to a goth party. What I’m saying is, make sure you’re classic glamour-ready for your mug shot.

KUTV reports that on Saturday in Farmington, Utah, cops noticed a silver BMW without a license plate, and pulled it over. The driver turned out to be Heather Garcia, this demure blossom freshly plucked from the Enchanting Garden of Cholas. But I do think KUTV got it wrong. She wasn’t pulled over for not having a license plate on her car. She was pulled over for blinding other drivers with her gorgeousness and it was a safety hazard.

When officers asked Heather for her drivers license, she said she didn’t have it. And when they asked her for more info on her identity, she told them her name was Mercedes (Mercedes in a BMW?! What a gorgeous rebel!) and that she was born in 1998. The cops looked up this “Mercedes” and found out that Heather wasn’t Mercedes and Mercedes is her daughter. via HuffPo

“I went back to my patrol vehicle and performed a records search on the name given,” the arresting officer wrote in a police report obtained by Gephardt Daily.

He said the photo that came back “appeared to be a different individual.”

If you’re wondering what Mercedes looks like, Dlisted has EXCLUSIVELY obtained this picture of her:

I know. Total twins! That police officer must truly have the eyes of a million magnifying glasses if they were able to tell the difference between Heather and Mercedes.

When the cops learned Heather’s real identity, they also learned she had a revoked license and outstanding warrants. They also searched her car and found a powdery white substance, which reportedly tested positive for meth.

Heather was arrested for those outstanding warrants and also for driving on a revoked license, not having insurance, possession of a controlled substance, and providing false info to a cop. She was put in jail and her bond was set at $9,077.

And here’s a closer look at Adore Delano’s older gorgeous sister serving every layer or FACE!

Heather Garcia is also serving major stankface. Even her impeccable brows look like they just smelled a fart. That’s probably the scent of disgusting jealousy wafting off of the officers, the camera, and everything in the room, because they know they’ll never have it like Heather Garcia.

Pic: Davis County Jail

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