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Daisy, the cat who couldn’t get adopted because of her dick-shaped nose!
This world. If you need further proof that this world is a backwards tundra of nonsensicalness, you got it in the form of this story about a pussy-in-need from Australia who can’t find a loving home because she’s got a dick nose. I mean, one of God’s greatest creations, a cat, has a nose that looks like one of God’s other greatest creations, A DICK, and humans aren’t throat-punching each other for the chance to adopt her?! Who wouldn’t want to look at the beautiful dick-decorated face of a pussy every single day?
Daisy is a 9-year-old ragdoll who has been spayed, vaccinated, and microchipped, and has been described as easy going. So you’d think she’d be in a forever home by now, but The Mini Kitty Commune, a rescue group based out of Sydney, said on Facebook that they’ve had a hard time placing Daisy because of some “unfortunate facial markings.”
Some say she has unfortunate facial markings but we call it totally unique. Daisy is 9 years old and ready to spend her time snuggling on anything warm & happy to watch the world go by.
She is very easy going and doesn’t want for much, she loves company of humans but has also been around other cats so will do well after correct introductions.
Okay, they shouldn’t have even mentioned that “some” find her facial markings “unfortunate.” Because if you think that having a nose that looks like a tiny cut dick is “unfortunate,” everything that comes out of your mouth is null and void and your wrong opinions should not be spread. Having a furry little dick on your face is the epitome of fortunate. Here’s another look at Daisy’s beautiful peen nose, which looks uncut in this angle:
Daisy’s cock schnoz made the rounds on the internet, and that led to offers to adopt her. I’m not sure if she’s found a forever home yet, but that day is definitely cumming like Daisy’s dick nose when she sneezes. But you know, while I love looking at the work of stunning furry dick art on Daisy’s face, I don’t think I’d want a peen nose. I mean, I have a short tongue (“Another reason to not hook up with that trash.” – the rim job lovers of Grindr) so I’d spend all day torturing myself while trying to lick my own nose over and over again.
Pics: Mini Kitty Commune