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September 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Michelle “Cardboard Shell” Lesco, the new Mayo Guzzling Queen of the World!

Michelle Lesco is a math teacher, humanitarian (she’s helped to bring clean drinking water to villages in Africa), and a competitive speed eater who has made her bowels wants to file for emancipation against her by downing 4.6 pounds of rib meat in 12 minutes, a bowl of pasta in under 27 seconds, and 26.5 hot dogs in 10 minutes (she placed second in the women’s match at Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest this year). But I’m sure that when Michelle Lesco gets to the afterworld and gives her name to the guard at the front gate, the guard will say to her, “Wait, aren’t you the champion who filled her stomach with over 3.5 jars of mayonnaise in 3 quick minutes? Right this way to VIP, miss!

While some may see mayo as Lucifer’s rotten cum, I’ve always seen it as the jizz of the angels, so when I heard about Michelle Lesco downing 86.35 ounces of mayo in 3 minutes, I shrugged and said, “Bitch, please, I put more mayo on my club sandwich.” But Michelle got a Guinness World Record for it. And if you want to try to get the Guinness World Record for Watching The Video Of Michelle Lesco Downing 3.5 Jars Of Mayo Without Getting The Heaves, good luck, because even my sucio mayo-loving ass felt the barfs coming while watching this mess. A mess that is truly somebody’s fetish! For real.

Lean, mean, mayo machine!

Watch Michelle "Cardboard Shell" Lesco wolf down 2,448 g (86.35 oz) of mayonnaise in three minutes – the equivalent to 3.5 jars!Michelle's ravenous appetite for eating competitions has landed her a feature in Guinness World Records 2020. Find out more 👉 http://bit.ly/GWR-michellemayo

Guinness World Records 发布于 2019年8月28日周三

Well, if Michelle Lesco ever wanted to get another Guinness World Record for making a doctor pass out in one millisecond, she should get her cholesterol levels checked right after downing 3.5 jars of mayo. And if Mama June’s family ever needs to temporarily paralyze her so they can get her away from her messy boyfriend, they can just show her this video and she’d be so overcome with the heaves over this mararnnaise messiness that she wouldn’t be able to move.

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