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August 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Gae, the mastermind scammer who fakes a busted leg to get sympathy in the form of treats and affection!

Who knew that Princess Reyes, the genius burger scammer of Oklahoma City, held a class on MasterClass.com on how to flawlessly scam a bitch. Because Gae obviously took that MasterClass and used Princess’ grifter wisdom to trick stupid tourists into giving him treats by faking a broken leg. A reboot of Heartbreakers starring Princess Reyes and Gae IS what we need!

There’s a lot of competition in the streets, so Gae stepped up his game to stand out amongst the other pooches trying to get some goodies from tourists. Gae does what I would do if I’m ever in a Walmart and slip on a little puddle. Bitch pulls some “OHMYGODMYFUCKINGFOOT” shit in order for tourists to take pity upon him and heal him with treats. You would think that locals would keep Gae’s game a secret, but they just had to go and blow up his scheme, telling Viral Press:

“This old dog has lived my workplace for a few years. He always does this trick to deceive people. I feed him rice but he still has this habit. He’s very smart. I think he does it to get people to feed him.”

That same resident said that there’s nothing wrong with him or his legs and they know this because they’ve checked them thoroughly, and if Gae was truly injured they’d take him to the vet. Below is this adorable scam artist pulling his schemes on a dude on a motorbike before probably realizing, “Oh, that bitch is broke!”, and going back to normal.

Part of me thinks that maybe Gae isn’t scamming and just has an itchy leg that needs scratching. But if not, I say keep hustling, hustler and take your scamming all the way to the top! Hey, if Goopy Paltrow can do it.

Pic: YouTube

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