Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Here at Dlisted, we have repeatedly paid homage to disgusting criminal bears who stop at nothing to rob us poor humans of everything from a weed shop dumpster to dog food to bird seed to parking meter coins in a minivan ash tray. So it’s about time we pay homage to a human who used those the illegal ways of some thieving bears to his advantage! Or did he?

Ibrahim Sedef is a beekeeper from Turkey, and claims that throughout the years, thousands of dollars worth of honey have ended up in the stomachs of robber bears. Ibrahim has tried everything to keep his honey safe, like covering his beehives with special metal containers and leaving other food out, in hopes that the bears would eat that instead of the honey. Ibrahim should’ve asked me for help. I would’ve gladly sent him an 8×10 of me in nothing but leather ass huggers and a harness, because every time I wear that to the Eagle in L.A., bears go a running the other direction.

Ibrahim then decided that if you can’t beat ’em, use ’em! He left out labeled containers of honey and put a night-vision camera in front of them and recorded it all. He used the bears as taste test subjects to see which honey their tongues would love the most.

Gizmodo says that one science coordinator claims that bears are probably shitty taste testers because they don’t really care about what brand of honey it is as long as it’s honey. But I don’t know, because those proved that they’ve got some Dame Joan Collins tongues who love to lick up liquid opulence! via The Guardian

The footage revealed they had very expensive taste. Their favourite, Anzer honey, is believed to be the most expensive honey in the world. It is produced from the nectar of 90 flowers that grow only in the mountains of the Anzer plateau.

In addition to being delicious to bears, some believe Anzer honey has healing qualities for a long list of ailments, including stomach pains, hair loss and wound treatment. It can sell for as much as $300 (£250) a kilogram.

Despite his losses, Ibrahim Sedef is philosophical about his hungry visitors. “Despite all this, when I see the footage, I forget all the harm they have done to me, and love them,” he said.

While I’m slow clapping for Ibrahim for putting those thieves to work without them knowing it, I’m afraid he may have created some uppity monsters. Because in the near future, he may walk out to find those bears in top hats, diamonds, and white silk gloves, pushing aside the regular honey while waiting for the fancy stuff. He’s created a bunch of Goop bears, is what I’m saying.

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