Night Crumbs

August 21, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

If you put your ear to a seashell as Salma Hayek did this hilariously weird photo shoot of her sexily drowning for her Instagram followers, you would’ve probably heard the sound of the ocean as well as the sound of Tyra Banks saying to her, “Drown but make it fashion.” There’s no need to scream for The Hoff to save Salma, though, because I’m sure her magnificent chichis will keep her from a watery grave – Popoholic

Today in: Wait, Serena Williams Is Friends With HER?! – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but the RuPaul’s Drag Race UK cast is incomplete without the ultimate drag queen of England that is Katie Price! – Pajiba

Jared Leto used #HotGirlSummer as another reason to throw his hairless muscled-up dolphin torso at you – Towleroad

This picture of two delicately flawless blossoms is so naturally gorgeous that I just want to put it in a vase on my dining table – SOW

Are Lily-Rose Depp and Timothee Chalamet still together? Because if so, that delicate twink looks really, really different – Drunken Stepfather

Everyone needs to call 911 to report Kate Upton for wasting the bubbly sweet nectar – Hollywood Tuna

Duchess Meghan’s best friend is the latest to scream at the “racist bullies” to LEAVE MEGHAN ALOOOOONE – Celebitchy

Pic: Instagram

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