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August 21, 2019 / Posted by:

The nightmare-inducing hand monster from New Zealand!

If my hand had a face, it would make the same snooty judgmental look that horrifying phalanges demon from the Ninth Circle is making, and my hand would do it because it’s sick of “going to work” every time I think of Prince Hot Ginge. Ooop, there it goes again! So I don’t need that sculpture, and neither do the people of Wellington in New Zealand, but they got it. And now every time they go by the City Gallery, they’ll see a judgy bitch looking at them like, “What, you’ve never seen a sassy Bill Clinton-faced giant hand who is delivering a devastating finger on ‘hip’ pose?”

BBC News says that the sculpture came from the mind of artist Ronnie van Hout who made it in 2016 and named it Quasi, which is probably short for QuasiHorrifying. No, that doesn’t make sense since this is full-on horrifying. Ronnie named it after Quasimodo, of course, because “it’s a human form that’s not quite human as well. The idea of something that resembles a human but is not quite human”.

It used to stand at the top of the Christchurch Art Gallery, but on Monday, a helicopter moved it to new its new throne where it will cause the people of Wellington to prolapse onto the sidewalk:

The operation has cost NZ$74,000 (US$47,000; £39,000), which includes transportation, designing the hoist, and “Wellington-proofing” the hand against the local elements.

The relocation of the five-metre tall (16 feet) sculpture, which weighs 400kg (880 pounds), has stirred up a mixture of revulsion and civic pride in New Zealand’s capital.

Here’s more of Quasi if sleeping isn’t something you wanted to do tonight:

That close-up!

If Ryan Murphy is still looking for a Bill Clinton for American Crime Story: Impeachment, he needs to meet Quasi! Although, the line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” would have to be changed to “I didn’t not have sexual relations with that woman. Wait, does fingering count?

Pic: City Gallery Wellington

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