DMX has been busy post-prison for his lil bit ‘o tax evasion. Not only is he re-launching his high-octane acting career, he’s also trying to make things work with his longtime girlfriend Desiree Lindstrom, the mother of his 15th child Exodus. But disaster struck when DMX and Desiree apparently broke up–but don’t worry because immediately after the break up, he decided he would fix things… by proposing again. Ah, frivolous shows of romanticism. The cure to all relationship issues!
TMZ says that Desiree and DMX have been engaged for half of their eight-year relationship. This four-year engagement was suddenly shattered when they broke up for some reason over the weekend. That same day, while at their son’s third birthday party at SkyZone, DMX turned the focus on him and Desiree. In front of a crowd of people, he said:
“We was supposed to be getting married but earlier today we broke up that’s why she got her ring around her necklace–we basically not together no more–so… and… and…”
DMX then reached into his baggy-ass pockets and pulled out another ring before proposing again. And do you think she accepted his hollow effort to show that he’s a changed man less than twelve hours after she decided to move on from his tired ways? Yes! She sure the fuck did.
Here’s the video:
When did he buy this ring? Is my question. Does he just have a diamond engagement ring ready for when he screws up? He dropped by at Kay for a hot minute on the way to Sky Zone?
In other DMX news (I can’t believe I typed that in 2019), people are doing the DMX challenge, which is both nice and also sort of infuriating.
The Root says that the DMX challenged is the newest thing to hit Black Twitter. The challenge sees girls creating compilations of themselves to the lyrics of DMX’s song: What These Bitches Want–in which he lists the women he’s banged. Which is like: yeah, that’s how you got those fifteen kids.
As DMX list off:
“There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines and Alicia, Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn), Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor, Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla, Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina, about three Kims (WHAT?) LaToya and Tina, Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita, Stacy, Tracie, Ronna and Ronda, Donna, Yolanda, Tawana and Wanda…”
The girls roll-call their best lewks:
— ash 🥵 (@ashlynnracquel) August 19, 2019
— Godfidence (@jordynmyasia) August 19, 2019
— diyané (@TTRAPPRINCEZZ) August 19, 2019
One person pointed out how this challenge is also very comedic:
— Seren (@sereniluna) August 19, 2019
Honestly, I’m just glad the DMX challenge doesn’t involve re-proposing to the mother of your 15th child. And poor Exodus, lil guy just wanted to get lit at SkyZone for his birthday and his parents turned it into this whole drama. At least they have this romantic moment to remember forever, right? Not captured on video was Desiree immediately losing her new ring in one of those foam pits of Hell.