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August 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Jessiica George, the subway model who gave riders a pose show AND HOW!

When I lived in NYC and rode the subway, I always did my best impersonation of the subway seat, because I wanted to melt into the background and not be noticed. I kept my eyes on my Jackie Collins book (hidden in a James Joyce book because I really didn’t want strangers to bother me to ask if I’m a Harvard lit graduate since I have impeccable taste in English literature) and my headphones firmly stuck in my ear holes. But one NYC swan is not me, and over the weekend, she turned a car on the J train into a regular Barbizon studio by blasting its walls with waves of eleganza and charisma!

Actor/singer Ben Yahr was riding the J train on Saturday evening when Jessiica George (the extra “i” stands for “I see you hating bitches wishing you had it like this!”) busted out a one-woman reboot of Models, Inc. by posing for her life! “What hath Instagram wrought?” probably flowed through the minds of subway riders as Jessiica gave it up and turned it loose on her camera phone. Here’s the 1-minute-long video that caused Steven Meisel to quit his career (since a phone lying on a bag does it better than him) and every working model in the game to realize she needs a career change STAT before signing up for DeVry.

Ben told HuffPo that he basked in the attention whory glory of Jessiica George and fell back over the level of Feeling Herself she reached:

Yahr told HuffPost that he “thought it was pretty incredible that someone would be so shameless and also awesome that she was feelin’ herself so hard.”

After Ben’s tweet went viral, Jess showed him the finish product which included an accidental photo bombing by a lady in stripes whose thinking, “Should I hand that woman a bottle of water from my purse to quench her thirst?!

Jess also thanked all her newfound fans, and encouraged everyone to be positive…. on Twitter. So, Jess is not only blind to annoyed side-eyes thrown by subway riders as she poses under subway car lighting, but she also thinks rainbows and heart-shaped angel kisses are possible on Twitter. She really is living in her own world.

But really, Jessiica’s pose game was so strong that even The Delusional Patron Saint Of Making Everyone About Her, Tyra Banks, stood in the shadows and said, “Bitch, you got this.

Pic: Twitter

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