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August 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Malinda Herman, the Chihuahua serenader!

Whenever I open up the sound hole of doom below my nose to warble out a song, my Chihuahua also closes his eyes. But he closes his eyes to pray for the Grim Reaper’s cold embrace to envelope him and rescue him and his delicate ears from the nightmare tornado of pain whirling out of my mouth. But when Malinda Herman’s beloved Chi closes his eyes as she’s singing, he drifts off to a soothing wonderland where he lays on a sumptuous hammock made from the soft musical notes dancing out of his human’s mouth. Malinda Herman IS the Pied Piper of Chihuahuas (but without all the creepiness).

Malinda has a YouTube channel with around 3,100 subscribers (as of publish time), and that must be a mistake. It has to be 3,100,000 subscribers, because I know this world is a charred tonsil stone, but there’s no way that a piece of trash dog abuser on YouTube has one hundred times more followers than a Chihuahua-soothing nightingale angel like Malinda Herman!

Malinda’s channel is filled with videos of her performing at home and for audiences, but the ones that truly add a jolt of the awwwws into my ice ball of a heart are the ones of her playing guitar and singing as her sweet Chihuahua friend is lulled into a state of relaxing bliss.

Get into Malinda’s pooch giving in to the warmth of her comforting blanket of a voice as she sings The Everly Brothers’ Let It Be Me. (Ignore that attention whore cat wailing while trying to fuck with that doggy’s relaxation times! Evil bitch!)

And here’s Malinda serenading her fur friend with Lobo’s I’d Love You To Want Me. (And again, try to ignore that loud ass pussy!)

And finally, Malinda’s doggy didn’t fall asleep with her rendition of Leaving On A Jet Plane, and probably because he was wide awake with exciting thoughts of TRAVEL!

There’s so much more on Malinda Herman’s channel, and honestly, every ASMR artist can go ahead and find a new career, because nothing is going to soothe you more than Malinda Herman’s soothing voice soothing her Chihuahua.

Pic: YouTube

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