Chace Crawford Showed Off Both Of His Heads

August 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Up and to the right. We finally have a definitive answer to a question Chace Crawford has probably been asked a million times in his life. Nobody should be asking Chace “how’s it hanging?” anymore. Asked and answered! Chace is on the new Amazon show The Boys and plays an Aquaman type superhero called The Deep (so deep, so deep he’ll put your ass to sleep). Amazon sent out a bunch of press packages which included a promotional calendar. In one of the photos, Chace appears in his skin tight aquasuit, and Page Six says somebody “forgot” to Photoshop out his Aquaham. In other words in this press package, his package is pressing his thigh.

Page Six reports:

The sea creature-themed calendar features its star, Chace Crawford, as an Aquaman-like superhero in various poses wearing an extremely tight Spandex bodysuit.

In the shots, the groin area has been digitally smoothed out to preserve his modesty — except the March image, which seems to have escaped the airbrusher’s attention and features a very well-defined outline of Crawford’s, er, Moby Dick.

Here’s Chace’s sea cucumber.

Well, hello to you too! This is not the Nate Archibald I remember. This is more like the Nate I canitouchyourmember. Apparently, in the 10+ years since Chace last graced the pages of Dlisted, he’s gone from floppy haired pretty boy, to rigid cocked scruff daddy. Here’s Chace out and about getting groceries.

I heard that those bags are filled with nothing but Gatorade and vegetable oil.

– XOXO Gossip Girl

Pic: Instagram

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