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August 15, 2019 / Posted by:

TV Santa Claus!

I’m not the one that has dubbed this TV-headed alien creature thing as “TV Santa Claus.” The people of Henrico County, Virginia did, and I can’t say I totally agree. Santa Claus usually gifts you with something you want, but unless you’re living in the 80s or 90s, who wants one of those 900-ton dinosaur TVs? But if you do, pack up all your shit and move to Henrico County, Virginia, because “TV Santa Claus” is dropping them off at doorsteps over there.

On Sunday morning, residents of 50 houses in the Hampshire neighborhood of Henrico woke up to find an artifact from the olden days at their front door. Several security cameras showed the TV-headed TV gifter dropping an old-school tube TV onto a porch. The same thing happened in a different neighborhood around this time last year, so OldAssTVMas is officially an annual holiday!

The police and residents believe it’s just some stupid prank, but it’s a stupid prank that cops and county workers had to clean up.

Henrico Police are tuned into the situation. They have security camera video from multiple neighbors, but think it’s only a prank targeting no one in particular.

“At most this seems to be more an inconvenience to the community,” said one officer.

Officers and county workers spent Sunday morning picking up the old units and hauling them away.

The only thing the police say they can charge TV Head with is illegal dumping.

Let’s be real, this is probably the work of a community college performance artist who is doing commentary on the environment or doorbell cameras (or both). Or maybe this is the work of a thrift store owner who is sick of people dropping off brick TVs at his loading dock in the middle of the night and is throwing them back at the community (while building his arm muscles since they really do weigh 900 tons each). Whatever the case may be, I’m glad that TV Head isn’t doing this in California, because the last thing I need is for my mom to call me to tell me to come over and bring in the tube TV that someone left on her porch because it’d make for a perfect patio side table and would look gorgeous next to her abandoned toilet planter.

Pic: 6ABC

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