This year was to be the fifth year of Amber Rose’s SlutWalk, and usually you go big on a milestone like your fifth anniversary. I was hoping Amber was working on a grand entrance that truly celebrated her achievement, like riding into the SlutWalk straddling a giant laser-shooting dildo that’s pulled by five naked buff dudes as five strippers toss handfuls of g-strings and jockstraps like Mardi Gras beads into the crowd. We won’t get such a celebration, because she’s cancelling this year’s SlutWalk. And you can thank her so-called “friends” for it.
Amber broke the news on Instagram yesterday with a post about how she’s all alone after having to kick nearly two dozen people out of her life. Amber claims she booted about 20 people out of her life for the following friendship infractions:
– Stealing jewelry
– Stealing money
– Fuck her boyfriends behind her back (girl friends)
– Lie about fucking her (guy friends)
– Being alcoholics or druggies
– General abuse
– Toxic personalities
The most serious of which appears to be Amber’s allegation that one of her former friends called CPS on her twice. Amber has a six-year-old son named Sebastian that she shared with her ex-husband Wiz Khalifa. She’s also pregnant with a baby boy by her current boyfriend Alexander “AE” Edwards. Amber claims that when she called her friend out about siccing CPS on her, the friend turned around and sued Amber. Amber claims that phone call cost her $168,000, most likely in legal fees to fight the lawsuit. Here’s her post, which she leads into with a meme about being a loner that she borrowed from Diddy, who originally got it from…Pee-wee Herman, maybe?
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So me. I stopped being friends with about 20 ppl last year. I’ve had friends steal jewelry and money from me, Sleep with my BF’s behind my back, Male friends lying and telling people we were sleeping together, Alcoholic drug addict friends, Abusive Friends, Toxic Personality friends and I even had a Friend call Social Services on me twice ( For no fucking reason) only to Sue me for calling her and Cursing her out (When I found out it was her) smh That Phone call cost me $168,000… Man, the list goes on you have no idea. The funny thing is I never snitched publicly on anyone. Ain’t that some shit? People may not know this but I’m extremely unproblematic. I don’t start fights. I don’t do drugs. I’m as sweet as pie and constantly get walked all over. I’m so happy God has blessed me with a New Baby and an Amazing Man to help me through all the turmoil. That’s why I’ve been laying so low during this pregnancy…. no Toxicity will be tolerated over here only Positive vibes. Fuck fake friends and their weirdo shit. I’d rather just have my family and my team. P.S This is also why I’m not having my Slutwalk this year…. Sorry I just have to protect my energy and peace – Muva
After Amber broke up with those alleged bad friends, she decided to retreat into the shadows a little, and keep her life as drama-free as possible for the remainder of her pregnancy. That means no Amber Rose SlutWalk, which always happens in October. If the timing of her pregnancy announcement back in April is any indication of her due date, then there’s a good chance she would have been in labor or have given birth by the time the SlutWalk rolled around. But this is such a shame. I’m sure I’m not the only one who would have loved to have seen what kind of slutty parade outfit Amber would have squeezed her 9-month belly into. She could have gone for some kind of cut-out lycra catsuit and painted her belly like a big titty.