The End Of An Era: Jeremey Meeks And Chloe Green Are Officially Over

August 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Time to pour one out for an absolute legend. Jeremy Meeks’ watch has ended and it’s time to hold whatever the equivalent of a viking funeral is for the storied career of a Gold Digger nonpareil. According to Us Weekly, Jeremy and his TopShop ATM Chloe Green have officially split after two years, one baby (Jayden Meeks-Green), and one hundred trips around the globe on daddy’s yacht. For his achievements in the arts of The Come Up, Fortuitous Insemination, and the Commodification of What Your Momma Gave You, Jeremy has earned himself an entire wing in the Gold Diggers Hall Of Fame.

A couple of weeks ago it was reported that Jeremy and Chloe had broken up based on a fun game called Who’s On The Yacht With Chloe. Jeremy hadn’t been seen on the yacht since April, and naturally, people wondered if there was trouble in literal paradise. Now, pictures taken by The Daily Mail show Chloe making out with another man on the Lionchase, which is the name of “her father Sir Philip’s $150million yacht”. The man in question is the captain of the Monte Carlo’s polo team, Rommy Gianni. Presumably, Rommy is rich enough that he can pay his own way, be it in gas, grass, or ass.

The Topshop heiress, 28, was spotted canoodling with the Italian hunk on her father Sir Philip’s $150million yacht in the Mediterranean on Friday.

Chloe’s trip abroad without her Hot Felon boyfriend Jeremy Meeks prompted further speculation they have split, after she was seen without her engagement ring in June.

The insider added Meeks was ‘surprised’ by the photos of Chloe and Rommy cuddling on the yacht.

Both Chloe and Rommy have taken to Instagram to share snaps as they cruised around Sardinia with pals.

Make note of the captions, they are telling us everything we need to know. Us Weekly says of this one:

The model, 35, wished his ex a good time on her Italian getaway on Friday, August 9, via Instagram.

“Have fun ❤️,” he commented on a snap of Meeks with model Joan Smalls and English TV personality Vas J Morgan.

Now that she mentions it, where IS Jayden?

And since I’m in full Instagram Detective mode, I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s no way this caption isn’t addressing the situation at hand.

Meanwhile, Jeremy has been forced to work to earn his bread, and presumably, a full time nanny because, again, WHERE IS JAYDEN?!

And just to bring things full circle, I checked in with Jeremy’s ex wife Melissa Meeks, and she doesn’t have Jayden either. She’s busy recharging her soul by wearing some Bo Derek braids and throwing up some not-so-subtle shade about what a great mom she is.

And so ends the extraordinary tale of an extraordinary man whose mugshot caused sluts to Monifa all over themselves as HSOTD way back in June of 2014, and went from felon to a booked and blessed model with a son who will probably be learning to play polo as soon as somebody remembers where he is. Jeremy Meeks, we salute you!

Pic: Instagram

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