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August 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Polite Merge Guy!

Operating a motor vehicle in any big city can easily shave ten years off of your life and leave your crotch bush looking like you asked a pube stylist to give you The Einstein (all white and frazzled-looking). I grew up in the Los Angeles area, so I was born with traffic stress practically running through my veins, and driving is second nature to me. But still, merging into a packed-lane during a traffic jam can be as frustrating and painful as shoving a Pringles can-sized dick up into a dry b-hole using nothing but spit from a top who just ate a taco slathered in hot sauce (“Bitch, don’t act like that scenario is still like throwing a Vienna sausage down a canyon for you.” – you) But one Los Angeles traffic jam hero found a genius way to merge without cursing or threatening to shoot anyone.

Twitter user Allison Klemes was driving along in Hell’s HELL (L.A. traffic) when the driver in front of her wanted to get into the next lane, and didn’t do so by cursing or waving a gun around (aka the signature L.A. road rage move). Instead, he held up a sign that read, “Please Let me in.”  And when the driver was let in, he turned the sign around and it read, “Thanks.” Polite? During a traffic nightmare? In L.A.? Dude must be Canadian.

Part of me wants to try this move, but the other part me doesn’t, because some of my cardio routine involves yelling at other drivers. Besides, knowing my luck, if I put up a sign like that, I’d immediately have to drop it after the road rager behind me shot my hand.

Pic: Twitter

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