Alleged vagina scorching enthusiast Gwyneth Paltrow plays Iron Man’s girlfriend Pepper Potts in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That is, when she’s not giving us an Oscar-level portrayal of an entitled, elitist “let them eat cake”-style GOOP-for-brains in real life. Gwyneth recently revealed that she’s above taking the time to learn who her co-workers are in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Gwyneth didn’t know who Sebastian Stan. She proved this further by recently acknowledging that she had no idea that Samuel L. Jackson was an MCU mainstay as Nick Fury. He was the first one besides Robert Downey Jr.! Her ass must be a wonderful meadow full of wildflowers, candy clouds and servants who won’t complain about having to pumice her corns because her head is always up there.
People reports that during the filming of the (spoiler) funeral scene that serves as the end to Avengers: Endgame and features ALL of the Marvel characters, Gwyneth couldn’t figure out why Samuel L. Jackson was there.
“Gwyneth Paltrow [was] asking why Sam Jackson was there, and the other actors [were] jumping in saying, ‘What are you talking about? He’s Nick Fury! You’ve been in movies with him.’ But it was really something special.”
That was a quote from MCU head Kevin Feige, who probably meant to use “special” in an entirely different way than the “special” that defines Paltrow.
And you Gwyneth defenders out there ( *crickets*) should know that she’s been in a slew of Marvel movies with the guy.
Though their characters hadn’t shared a scene together, at that point, Paltrow had been in Iron Man 2 and The Avengers with Jackson, and would later costar with him in Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame. Jackson also appeared in an end credits scene of Iron Man, which Paltrow starred in.
Gwyneth also recently forgot that she was in Spider-Man: Homecoming. So is her head really entirely up her ass, or is she really that forgetful? Yeesh.