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Winston, the death-defying French Bulldog!
When Hollywood finally makes the right decision to fire Tommy Cruise and reboot Mission: Impossible with a different tiny ball of slobber who isn’t insufferable, they know who to call. Because Winston has movie star looks and can easily do his own stunts, which won’t end with production taking a pause because his weak ass broke some shit. Winston is indestructible!
Human Emma Heinrich tells CBS New York that on Friday night, her 2-year-old Frenchie, Winston, got out of her apartment and ran up to the roof of her six-story apartment building on the Lower East Side in Manhattan. Emma says that her heart fell out when Winston went over the edge. What are you doing, Winston?! Was Emma watching The Bachelorette and you just couldn’t take it anymore ?! If that’s the case, nobody can blame you, but Emma says that it was a case of dumbassery, because Winston tried to slow down when he got to the edge, but he miscalculated speed and distance.
“I kind of watched him reach the edge and try to slow himself down, but it was too late and he just tumbled over the edge. It was one of the most terrifying moments that I’ve experienced. It was really, really scary. The three seconds between him going over the edge and him making impact was… felt like hours.”
Emma ran down the six flights to the street, thinking that she was going to see her dead pooch’s body with his angel spirit floating away while playing a harp. But what she found was Winston chilling in the driver’s seat of a car like, “Get in, loser, we’re going shopping.”
Winston fell six stories, and crashed through a parked car’s sunroof, landing perfectly in the driver’s seat. Although the sunroof was viciously killed, Winston only suffered some cuts that required a few stitches. Other than that, he’s fine. Emma says that they’ll pay for the busted sunroof.
Obviously, Winston needs to pay for that broken sunroof since it’s his fault, but there’s an easy way for him to pay for it. Screw that Mission: ImPAWssible crap I mentioned at the top. Winston obviously needs to put the “fur” in Furious by starring in the next The Fast & Furious movie. I can’t wait to see Tyrese’s hissy fit after Winston becomes the true star of that franchise!
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