Brooke Mueller is a name we haven’t heard in a while, which is good because when severe drug addicts aren’t in the news, it’s usually a good thing. Well, we’re hearing about Brooke again and it’s for sad reasons. It’s been reported that, after a pretty crazy drug-binge in the Hamptons last month, Brooke is now in a trauma center to deal with her addiction issues.
41-year-old Brooke was seemingly doing well for a while, since we hadn’t heard anything from her so we can assume that meant there was nothing to hear, but that changed quick. Page Six says Brooke is off the wagon in a big way again. They have audio from last month of a definitely not sober Brooke talking to someone about buying black tar heroin. In the audio she’s heard slurring:
“Now we are almost at Queens. Actually, what we want is, if it’s possible, cocaine and meth, crystal and coke, and if it’s even possible, it has to be the tar, black tar… But that’s not for me… Yeah, whatever it is, we’re gonna get it… And then I’ll just Venmo you just for doing this. A couple, like what, two hundred bucks? Is that cool?”
This comes after Page Six also obtained a video from 2018 of Brooke allegedly smoking meth from a pipe as one of her sons slept in a hotel room upstairs.
As for Brooke’s 10-year-old twin sons, Max and Bob, with Charlie Sheen, they were with their grandmother in Beverly Hills while she was in New York. Sources say that before that hours before that audio was recorded, Brooke arrived in the Hamptons with nowhere to stay, claiming she had booked a hotel but had arrived a full seven hours before her check-in. Then she met a “random guy at the Rite Aid”–which is always a good thing–around 8 in the morning.
Brooke “tearfully begged him to take her back to his shared rental house.” When she got to the house she opened her luggage to reveal an “array of drugs”. Multiple sources then say that Mueller appeared “as if she had cocaine around her nostrils” and was urging the male housemates to party with her. But since it was Sunday morning, they refused to start bingeing drugs. Her response was: “You guys are boring, what is wrong with you?” But then another resident of the shared house came home, saw Brooke surrounded by her mobile drug-den, and “threw Brooke’s suitcases right out of the door into the street, and then he threw her right out after them.”
At first Brooke told Page Six:
“I am OK, I am more than OK… I was with my treatment team, so there’s no way I would be looking for black tar. I’ve never done heroin in my life. This is getting out of control.”
But it’s been confirmed that Brooke is back in treatment and has been there for a few weeks:
“Brooke has voluntarily checked herself into a trauma center on the East Coast and is under the supervision of a team of professionals. Like millions of other people, staying sober is a daily challenge and she is working hard to overcome her disease.”
Meanwhile, People says that her 10-year-old twins, Bob and Max, are going to be staying with their grandparents:
“The twins are doing fine and are living with their grandparents during this period… Brooke has been in a trauma center for the past few weeks and is doing very well.”
I hate that I’m hearing about Brooke Mueller’s relapse into messiness. The only Mueller Report I wanted this year was the good one.