Afternoon Crumbs

That picture is me-without-glasses levels of blurry, so for all you know it could be a picture of a hairless ferret in a cardigan giving mouth-to-mouth to a chicken wing in a wig. But no, it’s a picture of the certified organic love birds of our time, Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, kissing at his birthday party in front of everyone. And honestly, a hairless ferret in a cardigan and a chicken wing in a wig have hotter chemistry – Lainey Gossip 

Two things: 1. MoviePass still exists. And 2. MoviePass is still putting the M-E-S-S in MoviePass – Pajiba

Personally, I would’ve held out for a Capri Sun campaign (wait, is that even juice?), but Absolut Vodka money pays the bills and then some too – Towleroad

Okay, but why does Olivia Culpo have a giant red lipstick tip on her kitchen counter? – Drunken Stepfather

And here she is serving 90s gold digger at her sugar daddy’s funeral – Popoholic

SEETHING: Dr. Drew is while looking at the cast of Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition wishing he was a part of this train wreck – SOW

If Macaulay Culkin was fappin’ too, then I’d believe this pic is the real Home Alone reboot – The Blemish 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Sebastian Stan serving up rock solid cum gutters on Instagram – Just Jared

Hideous, thy name is that shit over Bella Thorne’s eyes – Hollywood Tuna

Since Heidi Klum and the other Tokio Hotel brother don’t give three fucks about laws, I’m surprised she didn’t just fart out $7,000 into that Italian police officer’s hand and tell him to keep the change before calling it a day – Celebitchy

Pic: Twitter