Night Crumbs
Willie Nelson had to cancel the rest of his tour because his lungs are fucking up and he’s got a breathing issue. I would offer Willie my lungs, but his doctors would either return to sender or drop ’em in the dumpster. So as Willie switches to edibles for now, let’s all hold hands and form a prayer circle for Willie. Actually, let’s just stand next to each other, because we’ll need both hands to handle the bong so we can #Toke4Willie – SOW
One second after Prince George put on that captain hat, he ordered the real captain to be thrown overboard and took command of that bitch! – Lainey Gossip
Megan Ellison may have to search her billionaire daddy’s couch cushions for millions to bail out her near-bankrupt company Annapurna – Pajiba
Now THIS is the live-action The Little Mermaid we need, one where Ursula steals Ariel’s twerk by playing the flute – OMG Blog
Prepare to enroll in the Braille Institute, because you’ll be blinded by the stunning poultry hotness of Chicken Cutlets’ cloaca – (NSFW, unless you work at Foster Farms) Drunken Stepfather
Speaking of the Braille Institute, I should’ve enrolled a while ago, because I thought this was a vintage picture of Lisa Bonet for a split second – Popoholic
Troian Bellisario should talk to Snooki – Celebitchy
Rosanna Arquette claims that the FBI told her to take her Twitter account private after she theatrically tweeted about how she’s disgusted with being born white and privileged. Oh, Rosanna, I can ease your guilty conscience a bit by taking your money. It won’t be easy for me to do, but I love to help out a fellow human – The Wrap
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