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August 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Green Shirt Guy!

On Tuesday, the Tucson City Council met up to get into the proposed plans to make their city the first Sanctuary City of Arizona. Newsweek said that the City Council approved for the people to vote on Tucson becoming a Sanctuary City in November. Of course, the meeting brought out THOUSANDS of Trump Tramps, or should I say, “thousands” if you’ve got Trump-vision, because it was really just Bucky Buckwild’s Trump-loving Arizona cousin half-assedly carrying a sign while shouting some shit as the fellow Trump Tramp next to her seemed more concerned about spilling the precious corn syrup nectar in his Exxon Big Gulp than protesting. But two things came out of that sad excuse for a protest: 1. Me losing at least one pound from doing laugh-a-robics while taking in that tragic scene. And 2. The birth of Green Shirt Guy!

As those MAGA-ers protested, a new American treasure emerged in the form of a Southern Charm-looking extra (but without the asshole-ness) who spoke for all of us Trump-haters when he laughed in the face of ridiculousness. If you’re wearing some loud ass green polo shirt like you’re Sir Isaac Lime’s preppy nephew, I may laugh at you, but if you’re wearing that loud ass green polo shirt while laughing at some sad protesters, I’ll laugh with you!

Green Shirt Guy was quickly ID’d as Alex Kack, who not only is an American hero, but also has a perfect last name. I mean, a name that sounds like “cock” in a Boston accent. SWOON! Alex works for the Peoples Defense Initiative and has been working on the Sanctuary City measure. Alex told reporter Nick VinZant, who first shared the clip, that he was laughing at the absurdity of the hate on display.

Green Shirt Guy wasn’t the only star of that meeting. Get into Banjo Guy!

Why do I have a feeling that the next City Council meeting will have a line wrapped around the block thrice with people hoping to take in the brilliance of Green Shirt Guy and Banjo Guy?!

Pic: Twitter

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